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All about Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can shove 2 fingers into the socket and hit her with Chuck.
Every morning, Chuck Norris spreads a knife on the bread.
Chuck Norris brews? Beach package? in the mouth.
The military enlistment office was hiding from Chuck Norris until he was 27 years old.
In fact, Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. Just death is afraid to tell him about it.
Chuck Norris can remove the Recycle Bin.
Chuck Norris is so cool that he brought a rubber woman to orgasm.
When Chuck Norris falls into the water, he does not get wet - the water becomes chaknorrisova.
Guf did not die, Chuck Norris killed him.
Chuck Norris is able to beat the Cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris is so cool that he washes the sink.
When Chuck Norris goes to bed he puts a pillow under the gun.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then she exploded.
Chuck Norris makes the bow cry.
The shadow of Chuck Norris is visible in the dark.
Chuck Norris got right when he was 16 seconds.
Chuck Norris causes a filter cancer in cigarettes.
Chuck Norris finished school with a kick with a turn.
One day, Chuck Norris hit a horse in the face. The descendants of this horse are now called giraffes.
Chuck Norris is not healthy like a bull, this bull is healthy like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris street had to be renamed because no one wanted to cross the road.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, he does not return.
Diploma in Chuck Norris is so cool that it does not need to be defended.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Under the beard of Chuck Norris there is no chin, there is another fist.
Chuck Norris spitting can shoot down a UFO.
Chuck Norris - the only person who beat the wall in tennis.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
Chuck Norris slept with many women, but not one could not deprive him of virginity.
When Chuck Norris was born, he himself took his mother from the hospital.
Chuck Norris videotaped his birth.
Chuck Norris does not use condoms. Nothing can protect from Chuck Norris.
The taxi driver, who brought up Chuck Norris, still smeared thanks on the bread!
1 minute chuck norris laugh? takes 15 minutes of life from the entire population of the earth!
Chuck Norris is the only person who could serve a life sentence and be released.